Professor Noob's Daily Disquisitions
Monday, April 27, 2009
Professor Noob's Manifesto
We have come full circle, my friends. A few months ago I was blogging about how I should be working on my book instead, and lookee here...I'm still blogging about how I should be working on my book instead. Eh, I've already put off my final Honors paper to the week before graduation, I might as well procrastinate some more...
...which has resulted in a new template, as you can see. Fleur and The Only Bagel in France shamed me into actually being creative.
This particular template is representative of the miraculous direction in which my life is headed. No more stodginess! No more nagging! No more worrying about what a gaggle of teenagers think of me! Instead, there lies ahead of me a path of poverty, struggle, intellectual exhaustion and the rude broadening of my tender horizons. But - and this is important - it does not involve wearing a suit. I will saunter down my path of vague but high ambitions with combat boots and a half-shaved head, aiming the tank of my prose at prejudiced ass-hats and refusing to be embarrassed by farts.
So there.
...which has resulted in a new template, as you can see. Fleur and The Only Bagel in France shamed me into actually being creative.
This particular template is representative of the miraculous direction in which my life is headed. No more stodginess! No more nagging! No more worrying about what a gaggle of teenagers think of me! Instead, there lies ahead of me a path of poverty, struggle, intellectual exhaustion and the rude broadening of my tender horizons. But - and this is important - it does not involve wearing a suit. I will saunter down my path of vague but high ambitions with combat boots and a half-shaved head, aiming the tank of my prose at prejudiced ass-hats and refusing to be embarrassed by farts.
So there.
posted by Professor Noob at 7:12 PM
4 Comments:
I like it! Quick note, there's a giant blank spot on the left side of my screen.
Looks good!
(And farts are funny...)
Who the hell are you ???????????????????????????
Professor noob is my name and also my nickname
What make su so special to use that name too,huh?
U SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you'd been paying attention, you would realize that I am a "daughter of a bitch."
Asshats with poor spelling make me LOL. :D
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