Professor Noob's Daily Disquisitions
Tuesday, April 21, 2009
This Is the Definition of "Not With a Bang, But a Whimper"
Well.
This is going to get interesting.
The bare facts of the coming *&$#@ storm are:
1) 70% of my students are failing.
2) This is only slightly worse than the school-wide average.
3) It's pretty much too late to do anything about it.
Because of this, half the school's running around screaming "We're all gonna diiiiiiieee!" and the other half is crouching behind makeshift bunkers crudely fashioned out of desks, drinking the whiteboard-cleaning fluid and flashing their battle scars. And that's just the teachers.
The students, in contrast, have been transformed into shambling horors that stumble around in mobs, stretching their greedy hands out and moaning "Graaades...GRAAADES..."
I don't know what the principal is doing. We think he might be infected.
The sad news is, this is only the beginning. So far, this is only the "Night of the Living 'F'." When the parents get involved...
You know, I hear Belize is nice. And, you know, has no extradition policy.
This is going to get interesting.
The bare facts of the coming *&$#@ storm are:
1) 70% of my students are failing.
2) This is only slightly worse than the school-wide average.
3) It's pretty much too late to do anything about it.
Because of this, half the school's running around screaming "We're all gonna diiiiiiieee!" and the other half is crouching behind makeshift bunkers crudely fashioned out of desks, drinking the whiteboard-cleaning fluid and flashing their battle scars. And that's just the teachers.
The students, in contrast, have been transformed into shambling horors that stumble around in mobs, stretching their greedy hands out and moaning "Graaades...GRAAADES..."
I don't know what the principal is doing. We think he might be infected.
The sad news is, this is only the beginning. So far, this is only the "Night of the Living 'F'." When the parents get involved...
You know, I hear Belize is nice. And, you know, has no extradition policy.
posted by Professor Noob at 1:28 PM
1 Comments:
Well, in a case of such contamination, there is only one thing to do - cleanse by fire.
As the space marines say, "Lift off and nuke it from space; it's the only way to be sure."
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